Did I Ask For Fries?

I’m not even going to apologise for my absence this time. If anyone still reads this, then I guess you have come to expect it already.

So from now on I will not apologise, nor will I explain my lack of apologies, mokay? Otherwise this entire blog will become as mundane as these last two paragraphs have been!

So anyway, it’s cold here. Winter has arrived with a vengeance, and brought with it a crapload of rain, which I would be happier about if it was bucketing down as much in the catchment areas as it has been in Sydney.

In response to this nasty weather I have done two things.

Firstly, I’ve gone out and procured a pair of reindeer boots that are possibly a little immature for someone of my age. But they’re cute, and they’re warm, and with a 15% off sale and a voucher at Target they cost $12.50, and I’m over seeing people walk around in ugg boots.

And don’t worry, over my dead body there will no WEARING THESE OVER THE TOP OF JEANS¹.

Second thing I have done is hibernate. I only leave the house when I have to. As well as keeping me warm, it gives me more time to study². My exam is 3 weeks – 2 days away now.

Expect this self-imposed vegetation to continue for the next few months. But right now there is a break in the rain, and we need bread, so I might actually leave the apartment for the first time today.

¹ Although I reserve the right to wear them over a pair of pyjamas only within the privacy of my own house, where no-one else will see, STRICTLY to keep out the cold and in no way, shape or form a fashion statement of any kind.

² Amongst other things of course, like reading blogs, watching TV, making soup and FREEZING TO DEATH IN THIS DAMN WEATHER.